And now it’s time for curses with Super Woman

…the part of the show where Super Woman comes out and sings some curses.

Curses to the ants that are taking over my home.

Curses to the mouse, that I thought was dead, and reappeared last night

Curses that my kids decided that today would be the perfect day to make a tent (which they’ve had for 2 years and never wanted to try before) when Professor X is in bed recovering from surgery and can’t help me and I spent 45 minutes grumbling and crying over its creation

Curses that the directions were totally unclear and I had to make and re-make the dang tent 3 times

Curses that they insisted on this tent, even though my mother is coming to stay with us for a week and we’ll have to take the tent down today regardless of the amount of time I spent in it

Curses that my husband’s body is so messed up that he even needed surgery

Curses to our grocery budget that only allows us $20 more for the month, even though we will have 2 guests staying with us and that we can’t increase it because we had to pay for a new clutch on the car, a new razor, and new toothbrush earlier this month

Edited to add another curse: Curses to the bathroom sink, which instead of just dripping, is now leaking like…well, like a faucet! Not only is the sound driving me nuts, but I hate the thought of all that wasted water.

And curses that Professor X knows how to fix the sink but can’t be vertical for another few days so he can’t fix it!

Aaaargh!

And now back to our regularly programmed blog…