…the part of the show where Super Woman comes out and sings some curses.
Curses to the ants that are taking over my home.
Curses to the mouse, that I thought was dead, and reappeared last night
Curses that my kids decided that today would be the perfect day to make a tent (which they’ve had for 2 years and never wanted to try before) when Professor X is in bed recovering from surgery and can’t help me and I spent 45 minutes grumbling and crying over its creation
Curses that the directions were totally unclear and I had to make and re-make the dang tent 3 times
Curses that they insisted on this tent, even though my mother is coming to stay with us for a week and we’ll have to take the tent down today regardless of the amount of time I spent in it
Curses that my husband’s body is so messed up that he even needed surgery
Curses to our grocery budget that only allows us $20 more for the month, even though we will have 2 guests staying with us and that we can’t increase it because we had to pay for a new clutch on the car, a new razor, and new toothbrush earlier this month
Edited to add another curse: Curses to the bathroom sink, which instead of just dripping, is now leaking like…well, like a faucet! Not only is the sound driving me nuts, but I hate the thought of all that wasted water.
And curses that Professor X knows how to fix the sink but can’t be vertical for another few days so he can’t fix it!
And now back to our regularly programmed blog…