Here are a few things that DON’T work for this Super-Hero-Wanna-Be:
The telephone : I hate the phone. I hate making phone calls. I hate answering the phone. I hate feeling like I’m disturbing people when I call. I hate calling people back. I hate, hate, hate it when parents I am trying to get hold of in order to hold their child’s special ed meeting refuse to call me back and I feel like my job is in limbo while waiting for their flippin’ phone call!!!! Seems odd that a Speech Pathologist and former debater would hate the phone. But I do. Luckily, there’s email!
Nylons : Hate them. Feeling like they are always extending my crotch area down to my knees.
Heels : Won’t wear them. Okay, I did once (for my wedding). Big fun.
Vacuuming: Been there. Done that. No more. He vacuums. I mop. It works.
Caffeine deprivation : I’ve tried to go chemical free, and then thought, “WHY?!”
Hmmmm. I’m sure there are more. I’ll think about it in the morning!